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And That’s the Double-Truth, Ruth

Emily James
Emily James
5 min read
And That’s the Double-Truth, Ruth

Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine? You know what? It is beets. I've crashed into a beet truck. So you two dig up, dig up dinosaurs? This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and... power windows.

Yes, Yes, without the oops! Just my luck, no ice. You know what? It is beets. I've crashed into a beet truck. You know what? It is beets. I've crashed into a beet truck. Forget the fat lady! You're obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here! They're using our own satellites against us. And the clock is ticking.

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